Joke Shop

40 years ago we published our first catalogue, it was called Joke Shop by Post, selling classics such as stink bombs, sneeze powder, whoopee cushions and some basic magic tricks. Over the last 40 years Matchrite the funny business has mailed out nearly 1 million Joke Shop by Post catalogues. Many years ago our magic collection grew into a catalogue of its own but in this section you can find some of our Joke Shop classics.

X-Ray Specs
Available
Joke Shop

X-Ray Specs

JS029
£1.50
X-Ray Glasses - Just like those from the 1980's
Water Squirt Lighter
Available
Joke Shop

Water Squirt Lighter

JS014
£1.50
Next time you are asked for a light give your victim a soak with this real looking lighter.
Vampire Blood
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Joke Shop

Vampire Blood

JS035
£0.99
Thick realistic stage blood.
Twisty Worm (Squigler)
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Joke Shop

Twisty Worm (Squigler)

JS048
£0.99
He looks almost alive as you curl him around your hand but he doesn't need feeding or cleaning.
Turd Present On Grass
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Joke Shop

Turd Present On Grass

JS105
£3.99
I couldn't afford an expensive present... so I made one for you myself!
Tricky Golf Poo
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Joke Shop

Tricky Golf Poo

JS060
£6.50
Play a seriously hilarious prank on your friends with the 'Tricky Golf Poo'
Trick Dagger
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Joke Shop

Trick Dagger

JS107
£0.99
The knife blade is spring loaded and goes onto the handle.
Toilet Seat Turd
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Toilet Seat Turd

JS124
£1.20
Place on seat for a horror visit for your victim.
Toilet Bug
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Toilet Bug

JS31
£1.99
Stick onto lid using suction cup for a big fright.
Telescopic Fork
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Joke Shop

Telescopic Fork

JS044
£4.99
For those hard to reach places.. Like someone elses plate. The fork extends to about two feet. A whole lot of laughs at a dinner party.
Talking Hammer
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Joke Shop

Talking Hammer

JS114
£0.90
Shake around for a high pitched "jabber jabber" sound.
Surprise Card
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Joke Shop

Surprise Card

JS021
£1.00
It looks like a nude lady, what a surprise when it's opened!
Stink Bombs
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Joke Shop

Stink Bombs

JS001
£1.20
Probably one of the best selling jokes in the world, clears rooms/schools/offices instantly! Three in a packet.
Sticky Turd
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Joke Shop

Sticky Turd

JS109
£0.99
A sticky mucky turd to take pride of place in the middle of your victims carpet or behind the dog for a great prank!
Squirt Tomato Ketchup
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Joke Shop

Squirt Tomato Ketchup

JS027
£2.99
Squeeze and out shoots stringy sauce. Can be used over and over again. Catch your victims everytime.
Squirt Mustard
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Joke Shop

Squirt Mustard

JS055
£2.99
Squeeze and out shoots stringy mustard. Can be used over and over again. Catch your victims everytime.
Soapy Tea Bags
Available
Joke Shop

Soapy Tea Bags

JS038
£0.99
Normal looking tea bags but with a disgusting soapy taste!
Sneeze Powder
  • On sale!
Available
Joke Shop

Sneeze Powder

JS022
£0.35 £0.50
Get them sneezing with this old favourite!
Snappy Chewing Gum
Available
Joke Shop

Snappy Chewing Gum

JS011
£1.20
Pinches victims finger with mouse trap action.
Snake in Can of Nuts
Available
Joke Shop

Snake in Can of Nuts

JS036
£3.99
Looks like a real peanut can. Even shakes like a real peanut can, but when they open it not one, not two but THREE large colored snakes jump out! A real shocker.
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