Joke Shop

40 years ago we published our first catalogue, it was called Joke Shop by Post, selling classics such as stink bombs, sneeze powder, whoopee cushions and some basic magic tricks. Over the last 40 years Matchrite the funny business has mailed out nearly 1 million Joke Shop by Post catalogues. Many years ago our magic collection grew into a catalogue of its own but in this section you can find some of our Joke Shop classics.

X-Ray Specs
Available
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X-Ray Specs

JS029
£1.50
X-Ray Glasses - Just like those from the 1980's
Water Squirt Lighter
Available
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Water Squirt Lighter

JS014
£1.50
Next time you are asked for a light give your victim a soak with this real looking lighter.
Vampire Blood
Available
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Vampire Blood

JS035
£0.99
Thick realistic stage blood.
Twisty Worm (Squigler)
Available
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Twisty Worm (Squigler)

JS048
£0.99
He looks almost alive as you curl him around your hand but he doesn't need feeding or cleaning.
Turd Present On Grass
Available
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Turd Present On Grass

JS105
£3.99
I couldn't afford an expensive present... so I made one for you myself!
Tricky Golf Poo
Available
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Tricky Golf Poo

JS060
£6.50
Play a seriously hilarious prank on your friends with the 'Tricky Golf Poo'
Trick Dagger
Available
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Trick Dagger

JS107
£0.99
The knife blade is spring loaded and goes onto the handle.
Toilet Seat Turd
Available
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Toilet Seat Turd

JS124
£1.20
Place on seat for a horror visit for your victim.
Toilet Bug
Available
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Toilet Bug

JS31
£1.99
Stick onto lid using suction cup for a big fright.
Telescopic Fork
Available
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Telescopic Fork

JS044
£4.99
For those hard to reach places.. Like someone elses plate. The fork extends to about two feet. A whole lot of laughs at a dinner party.
Talking Hammer
Available
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Talking Hammer

JS114
£0.90
Shake around for a high pitched "jabber jabber" sound.
Surprise Card
Available
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Surprise Card

JS021
£1.00
It looks like a nude lady, what a surprise when it's opened!
Stink Bombs
Available
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Stink Bombs

JS001
£1.20
Probably one of the best selling jokes in the world, clears rooms/schools/offices instantly! Three in a packet.
Sticky Turd
Available
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Sticky Turd

JS109
£0.99
A sticky mucky turd to take pride of place in the middle of your victims carpet or behind the dog for a great prank!
Squirt Tomato Ketchup
Available
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Squirt Tomato Ketchup

JS027
£2.99
Squeeze and out shoots stringy sauce. Can be used over and over again. Catch your victims everytime.
Squirt Mustard
Available
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Squirt Mustard

JS055
£2.99
Squeeze and out shoots stringy mustard. Can be used over and over again. Catch your victims everytime.
Soapy Tea Bags
Available
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Soapy Tea Bags

JS038
£0.99
Normal looking tea bags but with a disgusting soapy taste!
Sneeze Powder
  • On sale!
Available
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Sneeze Powder

JS022
£0.35 £0.50
Get them sneezing with this old favourite!
Snappy Chewing Gum
Available
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Snappy Chewing Gum

JS011
£1.20
Pinches victims finger with mouse trap action.
Snake in Can of Nuts
Available
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Snake in Can of Nuts

JS036
£3.99
Looks like a real peanut can. Even shakes like a real peanut can, but when they open it not one, not two but THREE large colored snakes jump out! A real shocker.
Rubber Pencil
Available
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Rubber Pencil

JS007
£2.99
Looks like any ordinary pencil, but try to write with it and it will just bend in your hand.
Rear View Spy Glasses
Available
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Rear View Spy Glasses

JS063
£2.99
These sunglasses are specially designed with a mirror coating on the inside which lets you see behind you!
Realistic Joke Fried Egg
Available
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Realistic Joke Fried Egg

JS117
£1.99
Surprise your victim at dinner with this very realistic looking rubbery fake egg.
Power Conkers
Available
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Power Conkers

JS106
£2.00
The biggest craze to hit the playground since real conkers.
Plate Lifter
Available
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Plate Lifter

JS047
£0.60
Make a plate or coffee cup move from the other side of the table.
Pencil Sharpener Gun
  • Reduced price / -50%
Available
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Pencil Sharpener Gun

JS040
£0.50 £0.99
Novelty pencil sharpener which also fires elastic bands
Monster Bolts on Wire
Available
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Monster Bolts on Wire

JS118
£2.00
Put these on your head for bolts that come out of your side Frankenstein style.
Mini Zoo Animals
Available
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Mini Zoo Animals

JS108
£0.50
Six cute little zoo animals. Great little goodie bag fillers!!
Magic Coin Case
Available
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Magic Coin Case

JS090
£2.00
Place a coin inside and magically make it dissapear.
Loaded Dice
Available
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Loaded Dice

JS065
£6.00
Pack contains one loaded and one normal dice.
Laughing Bag
Available
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Laughing Bag

JS110
£4.99
Press middle of bag for roars of laughter.
Latex Rubber Skin Head
Available
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Latex Rubber Skin Head

JS082
£2.49
Pull it over your hair to make yourself look completely bald.
Large Talking Teeth
Available
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Large Talking Teeth

JS081
£2.50
Make it look like grannies teeth have come to life!
Large Snake
Available
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Large Snake

JS018
£1.99
Approximetly 1 metre long.
Joke Shop by Post -...
Available
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Joke Shop by Post - Nostalgic Set

JS100
£4.99
Re-live your childhood with this wonderful nostalgic set of practical classic jokes and reproductions of our artwork from our classic Joke Shop by Post catalogue.
Joke Recycled Toilet Paper
Available
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Joke Recycled Toilet Paper

JS131
£3.99
Individual sheets carefully selected from the sewage works, washed, taped into long strips and re-rolled. None of the natural goodness taken away.
Joke Mouse
Available
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Joke Mouse

JS033
£0.50
Realistic rubber mouse.
Joke Immitation Cigarette
Available
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Joke Immitation Cigarette

JS002
£0.75
Fantastic imitation - will fool everyone! Also makes real looking smoke.
Joke Flies x6
Available
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Joke Flies x6

JS046
£0.60
Place on a block of cheese or butter, these are the best joke flies you can buy.
Hot Tea Bag
Available
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Hot Tea Bag

JS054
£0.50
An average looking tea bag, but with a spicy surprise!
Horror Teeth
Available
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Horror Teeth

JS087
£0.50
Dracula style fangs to fit over your own.
Horrible Finger
Available
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Horrible Finger

JS62
£1.99
Horrible bloody finger with plaster (slips over your own).
Hand Buzzer
Available
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Hand Buzzer

JS025
£1.99
When you shake hands victim gets a shock! Metal version of this classic joke.
Growing Butterfly
Available
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Growing Butterfly

JS111
£0.99
Leave in cold water and it grows to 600% its original size
Giant Python
Available
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Giant Python

JS019
£5.99
Very realistic over 1 metre long!
Giant Dummy
Available
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Giant Dummy

JS112
£0.50
For fancy dress or an adult big baby.
Fortune Fish x3
Available
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Fortune Fish x3

JS024
£0.50
As they curl in your hand they tell your fortune.
folding spoon
Available
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folding spoon

JS050
£2.99
Put this trick spoon out with their meal. WHAT A MESS! The food will be dropping off all over.. Very Funny.
Flying Saucer
  • On sale!
Available
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Flying Saucer

JS068
£0.15 £0.30
Flying Saucer, Blow into the tube and watch it fly
Floating Eyeball
Available
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Floating Eyeball

JS052
£1.99
Slip this Eyeball into your guest's drink!
Flick Comb
Available
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Flick Comb

JS075
£2.99
Teddy boy 60s style flick comb.
Fart Powder
Available
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Fart Powder

JS009
£0.75
Put the powder in a hot drink and retreat to a safe distance!
Fake Vomit
Available
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Fake Vomit

JS056
£3.99
Realistic fake vomit. Complete with disgusting chunks.
Dr Nerd Specs
Available
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Dr Nerd Specs

JS096
£3.00
Very thick looking pebble glasses.
Disgusting Saliva
  • On sale!
Available
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Disgusting Saliva

JS016
£0.53 £0.75
One of the worlds most revolting jokes!
Disappearing Ink & Squirt Pen
Available
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Disappearing Ink & Squirt Pen

JS043
£2.99
Watch the shock on your friends face when you squirt ink on his white shirt. Great for a laugh anytime. Safe, non toxic. Comes with a supply of magic disappearing ink.
Disappearing Ink
  • Reduced price / -30%
Available
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Disappearing Ink

JS010
£0.84 £1.20
Pour on cloth and after a few seconds watch it fade clean away. Great comedy gag for 'accidential' spills.
Dirty Face Soap
Available
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Dirty Face Soap

JS071
£1.50
Harmlessly turns the victims hands and face dirty.
Cigarette Burn
Available
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Cigarette Burn

JS039
£0.50
A fake cigarette with its own built in burn
Cigarette Bangers
Available
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Cigarette Bangers

JS069
£1.99
Pop into the end of a cigarette for a huge bang when its lit.
Broken Nerd Glasses
Available
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Broken Nerd Glasses

JS061
£1.00
A pair of nerdy glasses with one shattered lens.
Bloody Razor Blade
Available
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Bloody Razor Blade

JS080
£0.30
Just place over your finger to make it look like a nasty accident.
Bloody Fingers
Available
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Bloody Fingers

JS128
£2.99
A set of bloody fingers cut off at the bone!
Blood Capsules
Available
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Blood Capsules

JS086
£1.00
For part time vampires and those who want to shock their friends. Dissolve in mouth and watch the fun. Harmless. 4 on card.
Big Mouth Certificates x5
Available
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Big Mouth Certificates x5

JS077
£0.60
We all have at least one friend with a big mouth, so here's the perfect certificate for him/her
Belch Powder
Available
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Belch Powder

JS89
£0.50
Slip into drink and embarass your friends!
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