Joke Shop

40 years ago we published our first catalogue, it was called Joke Shop by Post, selling classics such as stink bombs, sneeze powder, whoopee cushions and some basic magic tricks. Over the last 40 years Matchrite the funny business has mailed out nearly 1 million Joke Shop by Post catalogues. Many years ago our magic collection grew into a catalogue of its own but in this section you can find some of our Joke Shop classics.

False Arm
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Joke Shop

False Arm

JS042
£7.99
Realistic false arm.
Large Talking Teeth
Available
Joke Shop

Large Talking Teeth

JS081
£6.99
Make it look like grannies teeth have come to life!
Joke Shop by Post -...
Available
Joke Shop

Joke Shop by Post - Nostalgic Set

JS100
£4.99
Re-live your childhood with this wonderful nostalgic set of practical classic jokes and reproductions of our artwork from our classic Joke Shop by Post catalogue.
Snake in Can of Nuts
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Snake in Can of Nuts

JS036
£3.99
Looks like a real peanut can. Even shakes like a real peanut can, but when they open it not one, not two but THREE large colored snakes jump out! A real shocker.
Fake Vomit
Available
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Fake Vomit

JS056
£3.99
Realistic fake vomit. Complete with disgusting chunks.
Turd Present On Grass
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Turd Present On Grass

JS105
£3.99
I couldn't afford an expensive present... so I made one for you myself!
Joke Recycled Toilet Paper
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Joke Recycled Toilet Paper

JS131
£3.99
Individual sheets carefully selected from the sewage works, washed, taped into long strips and re-rolled. None of the natural goodness taken away.
Squirt Phone
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Squirt Phone

JS006
£2.40
Shaped like a modern smart phone but is squirts a blast of cold water at your victim. 
Horrible Finger
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Horrible Finger

JS62
£2.30
Horrible bloody finger with plaster (slips over your own).
Magic Coin Case
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Magic Coin Case

JS090
£2.00
Place a coin inside and magically make it dissapear.
Large Snake
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Large Snake

JS018
£1.99
Approximetly 1 metre long.
Hand Buzzer
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Hand Buzzer

JS025
£1.99
When you shake hands victim gets a shock! Metal version of this classic joke.
Giant Eye Glasses
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Giant Eye Glasses

JS066
£1.99
A pair of nerdy looking glasses which make your eyeballs appear HUGE!
Realistic Joke Fried Egg
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Realistic Joke Fried Egg

JS117
£1.99
Surprise your victim at dinner with this very realistic looking rubbery fake egg.
Gross Sandwich Bag
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Gross Sandwich Bag

JS7
£1.99
Gross sandwich bags with special print which makes your sandwich look rotten and bug ridden. 
X-Ray Specs
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X-Ray Specs

JS029
£1.50
X-Ray Glasses - Just like those from the 1980's
Water Squirt Lighter
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Water Squirt Lighter

JS014
£1.50
Next time you are asked for a light give your victim a soak with this real looking lighter.
Classic Whoopee Cushion
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Classic Whoopee Cushion

JS003
£1.50
Place under cushion and wait for revolting noise when sat on (6inch)
Stink Bombs
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Stink Bombs

JS001
£1.30
Probably one of the best selling jokes in the world, clears rooms/schools/offices instantly! Three in a packet.
Snappy Chewing Gum
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Snappy Chewing Gum

JS011
£1.20
Pinches victims finger with mouse trap action.
Toilet Seat Turd
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Toilet Seat Turd

JS124
£1.20
Place on seat for a horror visit for your victim.
Cookie Roach
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Cookie Roach

JS007
£1.20
An innocent looking cookie with a dirty secret. 
Fart Sweets
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Fart Sweets

JS26
£1.20
3 in a packet, give one to your friend and stand back. 
Surprise Card
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Surprise Card

JS021
£1.00
It looks like a nude lady, what a surprise when it's opened!
Broken Nerd Glasses
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Broken Nerd Glasses

JS061
£1.00
A pair of nerdy glasses with one shattered lens.
Blood Capsules
Out of stock
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Blood Capsules

JS086
£1.00
For part time vampires and those who want to shock their friends. Dissolve in mouth and watch the fun. Harmless. 4 on card.
Dirty Face Soap
Available
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Dirty Face Soap

JS071
£0.99
Harmlessly turns the victims hands and face dirty.
Sticky Turd
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Sticky Turd

JS109
£0.99
A sticky mucky turd to take pride of place in the middle of your victims carpet or behind the dog for a great prank!
Twisty Worm (Squigler)
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Twisty Worm (Squigler)

JS048
£0.99
He looks almost alive as you curl him around your hand but he doesn't need feeding or cleaning.
Itch Powder
Available
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Itch Powder

JS023
£0.99
Send them scratching!
Disappearing Ink
  • Reduced price / -30%
Available
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Disappearing Ink

JS010
£0.84 £1.20
Pour on cloth and after a few seconds watch it fade clean away. Great comedy gag for 'accidential' spills.
Joke Immitation Cigarette
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Joke Immitation Cigarette

JS002
£0.75
Fantastic imitation - will fool everyone! Also makes real looking smoke.
Fart Powder
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Fart Powder

JS009
£0.75
Put the powder in a hot drink and retreat to a safe distance!
Plate Lifter
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Plate Lifter

JS047
£0.60
Make a plate or coffee cup move from the other side of the table.
Big Mouth Certificates x5
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Big Mouth Certificates x5

JS077
£0.60
We all have at least one friend with a big mouth, so here's the perfect certificate for him/her
Disgusting Saliva
  • On sale!
Available
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Disgusting Saliva

JS016
£0.53 £0.75
One of the worlds most revolting jokes!
Cigarette Burn
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Cigarette Burn

JS039
£0.50
A fake cigarette with its own built in burn
Hot Tea Bag
Available
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Hot Tea Bag

JS054
£0.50
An average looking tea bag, but with a spicy surprise!
Fortune Fish x3
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Fortune Fish x3

JS024
£0.50
As they curl in your hand they tell your fortune.
Sneeze Powder
  • On sale!
Available
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Sneeze Powder

JS022
£0.35 £0.50
Get them sneezing with this old favourite!
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